(Not) Judging Books by Their Covers

Self discovery, shmelf discovery. This is my reading adventure through the library, pure and simple.
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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

The River Wife by Jonis Agee

The River Wife reads backward and forward while following a family over generations. It is a little bit mystery, little bit drama, whole lot of dark. It was also murky in the telling and traveled too much.


Favorite Quotes:

"It thumped into the large bowl of stewed rhubarb with clotted cream that the waiter had set on our table as the final insult to our appetites."

"Their jeans were so dirty you could sow oats on them and harvest a good crop before either of them realized it."

"Only Ethel May Zubar managed to keep herself together, but that was because she traveled like a ship at sea, with on board laced down tight as she pushed the prow of her bosom past..."


Overall Opinion:

Too many stories trying to be told at once. It seesawed back and forth, picking up threads here, there and everywhere that it burdened its own telling.


Rating:

3

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Security by Stephen Amidon

   Halfway through the book and I was still waiting for something to happen, and then, just when I thought it was nothing but a series of vignettes, it finally pulled itself together into one story. Too bad by that time I was ready for it to be over without wanting to know the point of the reading hours I had already put in.
   Dark, depressing and definitely with no happiness in sight anywhere, Security follows a few citizens of Stoneleigh Massachusetts through their seemingly disparate lives that finally collide in betrayal, hurt, distrust and pain.


Favorite Quotes:

"His expression continued to shift until it landed somewhere between insurrection and anxiety."

"His brittle hair was styled to fight a desperate rearguard action against baldness..."


Overall Opinion:

If you enjoy slogging through a book just for a somewhat surprising ending then this one's for you.


Rating:

eh

Monday, June 13, 2011

The Garden by Elsie V. Aidinoff

   Hmmm. I have to think about this one, need to seperate what I think of the book as a book and what I just think.  I'll be coming back. In the meantime it's been read.

   The Garden is Ms. Aidinoff's story of Eve and Adam in the Garden of Eden. The story and characters are told from a decidedly different perspective than the reader might be familiar with. Eve is caring, intelligent, curious, talented  and just plain lovely. Adam is good with his hands, slightly vacant, and almost incapable of introspection. God is an exaggerated version of Adam with the difference that Adam's puppy-like likeability is absent in God. God also has the added characteristics of cruelty, shallowness, empathy stripping ego and virtually no redeeming qualities. The Serpent is wisdom, justice and knowledge. He is everything God is not. (Guess who raises whom in the garden.)
   My problem with the book (setting aside my personal beliefs) is my problem with most sitcoms of the day. There seems to the need to make the male character as dim and bumbling as possible, short of making him an actual monkey, in order to highlight the strength of the woman. I don't see the necessity. It's insulting to the man and, frankly, makes the woman more than a little stupid for picking such an obviously inept and buffoonish man.
   The story goes to such pains to make God the bad guy and the Serpent the good guy that it gets a bit tiresome. Not to mention the unforgiveable thing that God does, but that somehow becomes okay when the Serpent does it. Apparently the ends do justify the means.
   I like strong characters, male and female alike. Characters of either sex that can only be strong at the expense of the opposite sex are not strongly written characters they are naggingly told perspectives. I prefer strongly written.


Overall Opinion:

Since we're taking a page from the book and going with obvious overtelling, I didn't like the book.


Rating:

Doesn't Even Make the Scale

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Getting Lost with Boys by Hailey Abbott

I'm going to follow the classic maxim, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all."

For more on my opinion of Hailey Abbott's books see The Perfect Boy and The Secrets of Boys.


Favorite Quote:

None


Overall Opinion:

Yet another insipid and uninspiring story of an underage, girl who discovers herself thanks to the attentions of an over 18 year old who truly understands the real her. Disregard the liquor he gives her or the fact that she's only 16; she has her father's credit card, uninvolved parents and, as always, the unending fashion commercial.


Rating:

-10

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

The Secrets of Boys by Hailey Abbott

Disclaimer: I am experiencing a lower than normal threshold for suffering fools lightly.

   Written in the vein of modern TV shows and movies that portray children as adults, The Secrets of Boys continues this dubious tradition. The kids are sixteen and running around with adults who somehow don't seem to mind that their companions are underage. I suppose as long as kids dress in the right labels, have their own rides and can drink without getting the grown ups busted for giving alcohol to minors it's all okay. After all girls + high heels + professional (read: uninvolved) parents= maturity and the ability to make adult decisions.
   Ahhh, young love. Cassidy Jones is shy and artistic and wears kitten heels and shops at Bebe, Kenneth Cole and Theory. (She also wears DKNY, Marc Jacobs, Calvin Klein and Cynthia Rowley and eats at Nobu. I know this because Abbott feels the need to name drop at every opportunity. There is nary a mention of any wearable item, without a designer. One gets the feeling she might be paid by the mention.) Cassidy also has a devoted, needless to say, hunky boyfriend of two years. Will she lose her virginity to him? Oh no. Not Cassidy.
   Cassidy gives it up to Zach, her 19 year old TA that she's known for two minutes (she's in a summer college french class). Of course, he is wonderful and understands her and helps her to come out of her shell as no one else can. When he stops talking to her the day after he gets her to tell him she wants to have sex with her, does that end things? No(!) don't be silly!! She talks to him and convinces him that a summer romance is the perfect thing, since of course he was just trying to avoid hurting her since he would be moving back to New York after the summer.
   Aaahhh. To be so young and misunderstood. But don't fret mon chere, Ms. Abbott is here to explain to all "mature" youth everywhere that she understands that they're not just teenagers, they're young adults.



Favorite Quote:

"If they were any more anal retentive, we wouldn't need a bathroom."


Overall Opinion:

I am just so relieved that I now have the definitive book of modern advice for teens. When my daughter comes of age, apparently it's 16, but I might get ahead of the ball and start prepping her at 14, I can pull out this book and she'll have all the answers. Because she sure won't want to wait until she's married to have sex and it's almost just as Puritanical to wait for the boy who loves you. The one for her then, must surely be the adult authority in the room who is the only one who can see her for who she truly is. It will be okay, really, because as Zach tells Cassidy, "Hey, I know a worthy student when I see one."


Rating:

Please. Must I?

Christina Aguilera by MaryJo Lemmens

Disclaimer:  For everyone who loves press releases and believes a publicist's every word, this biography is for you. For those of us who think biographies should be written more objectively, put the book down and run, don't walk, away. 
   I wondered at the cover, but since it was on the shelf and had a 921, I assumed (my own fault, I do know the wise saying) that it was next on my shelf pick. After I saw the first page I rechecked the spine and noticed the YA. And you know what? That only made it worse for me. Shame on you MaryJo Lemmens, shame on you. For writing such an unquestioned piece of fluff and delivering it to a youthful audience you should be ashamed. Did you merely solicit Christina Aguilera's agent/publicist/manager/lackeys as your background sources? Did it cross your mind once(?!) to avoid even the slightest bias? Was the relative lack of worldly knowledge or the general naivete of your proposed audience simply a green light to insult them with your "work"? Does it mean anything at all to you that you had a golden opportunity to reach a youthful audience and enhance their knowledge and critical thinking through a subject that might attract otherwise nonreaders and instead you threw it away? You should be relegated to Teen Beat, since it appears you are incapable of writing anything more than promotional publicity.
   One of my biggest problems with this biography is the lack of objective investigation into Aguilera's background. Case in point. Aguilera's father was in the Army. She states that moving so often caused a lack of close friendships and difficulty in her life. Her parents divorced when she was seven, how many close friends do you have in kindergarten and first grade that are irreplaceable? How many best friends do you have when you're three?
   Moving on from that, admittedly minute, argument, here is the larger one. Aguilera states her father was abusive. I am not disputing that. I am taking umbrage at her painting the military in general as being rife with domestic violence. Aguilera is quoted in a USA Weekend magazine as saying, "The MPs would come, but a lot of them were doing the same things [to their wives and kids]." ????????? Her mother divorced her father when she was seven; again, how much could she really have known about the world around her?! A lot of the MPs were beating up their families?! And it just gets a pass? In a book? That's supposed to be nonfiction? No contextual framing? No fact checking? Nothing?!
   I know I don't know what she heard growing up. I know I don't know how the situation was handled at the time. I know that I was not there. But is it possible, just possible, that perhaps things weren't done because charges weren't filed? Perhaps her mother was reminded, by her husband or someone else, that her husband's career and their livelihood would be affected by charges. But, even were that the case, wouldn't the decision to file have been her mother's and not anyone else's? Does it really mean that "domestic violence was quite common on military bases"? Is someone who was seven and younger capable of determining that charge? "In her experience...there were few support systems families could turn to for real help." Wow, I didn't realize that by the time you turn seven you have learned how to access services and determine that they have been exhausted. Way to leave it at that Ms. Lemmens. Way to drop that unchallenged picture on any kid who picks up the book and then walks away with that nugget as golden based purely on the location of your book. Because if it's nonfiction it has to be true, right?
   The book is rife with how beautiful, talented, wonderful, etc., Christina Aguilera is. When the slightest negativity about her personality or approach is mentioned, the Aguilera spin on why she behaved or said what she did is the last word on it, thereby giving Aguilera's point of view the last impression.
   Had this book been an autobiography I would have found it less insulting; you expect people to write about themselves less candidly and more myopically than an outsider. But who needs to do it for themselves when someone else can do it for you. As the writer says, "She may not be the squeaky-clean role model of modesty and virtue that some people would like her to be but she is a role model in another way; she is a strong woman who can stand up for herself, fight for what she believes in, and always stay true to herself. As far as positive messages in the media go, that's about as good as it gets." Brava, MaryJo Lemmens, brava.


Overall Opinion:

I hated it. It's an insult to kids by completely dismissing any opportunity to treat them to a book written intelligently and engagingly.


Favorite Quote:

Not being a large fan of bootlicking, I couldn't find one.


Rating:

A complete waste of time!!!

Sunday, May 1, 2011

The Perfect Boy by Hailey Abbott

   Teen fiction section pick. If there is a perfect example of unchallenging, trite drivel for kids, then The Perfect Boy is the perfect selection. Ciara is a high school girl who has spent her time being a player (for the sake of this book, that means kissing random boys), and just realizes that the thrill she once felt has turned to ashes. Determined to change, Ciara decides that she the summer she spends with her father in Santa Barbara she will pick the perfect boyfriend and stop being a player.
   The author feels the need to name drop fashion designers everytime she describes Ciara's clothes (tiresome), spends no time developing the great friendship that two of the girls are supposed to have developed (confusing), and throws in the fact that Ciara's parents' divorce might have something to do with her behavior as a casual afterthought rather than the eye opening epiphany she tries to make it seem.
   I think The Perfect Boy is a teen attempt at the romance genre and Ms. Abbott would have been better served had her editor took a red pen to the deeper storylines rather than leaving them so obviously neglected and wilted. There is an instance of underage drinking (it does not turn to drunkenness), but if that doesn't bother you there is still no reason to read the book.

Favorite Quotes:

None


 Overall Opinion:

I am dearly hoping this is the only one of her series that my library has.


Rating:

1